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dj1
Where are the jokes?

We are looking for new, fresh and funny jokes...to wake up the forum.

Any volunteers out there? Let us see jokes we've never seen before!

How about A. Spruce? where is he?

A. Spruce
Re: Where are the jokes?
dj1 wrote:

How about A. Spruce? where is he?

Make up your mind, do you want jokes or a joker?!?!? :p:cool:

Fencepost
Re: Where are the jokes?

What do you call the king's toilet? A royal flush.

Did you hear about the dog named Carpenter? He did odd jobs around the house.

Electricians prefer light humor.

You know that song... "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. But not before 9 AM, lest I run afoul of the HOA."

dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?
A. Spruce wrote:

Make up your mind, do you want jokes or a joker?!?!? :p:cool:

A. Spruce has a bunch of them locked in a chest of jokes. He just can't remember where he left the key.

dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?
Fencepost wrote:

What do you call the king's toilet? A royal flush.

Did you hear about the dog named Carpenter? He did odd jobs around the house.

Electricians prefer light humor.

You know that song... "If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning. But not before 9 AM, lest I run afoul of the HOA."

Very good start!

dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?

Seen on the wall in the men's room in a major fast food:

"Don't look for a joke up here. You are holding it."

Mastercarpentry
Re: Where are the jokes?

Seen on a bumpier sticker:

Where are we going and what is this handbasket for?

dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?

I once went to buy counter top stone.

The owner of the supply place was pushing marble. He said: "Marble is a fantastic counter top stone, and it should not be taken granite"

A. Spruce
Re: Where are the jokes?

One of my favorites

A. Spruce
Re: Where are the jokes?

One for the electricians in the crowd.

dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?

I knew Spruce would come out BIG...

Very good.

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