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Spruce, do I have to remind you again? get your motor running and post another joke now!
Hey, I posted Master Carpentry's "how to" fix a door just last week!
Maybe that's why he's not talking to me anymore? :p:cool:
I'm considering a new signature line:
"I'm a carpenter, but only until I can find a way to drink for a living"
"I'm a carpenter, to save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong!" :p:cool:
"Measure twice, cut once, force it to fit!"
I like the "measure twice" one...
How about: "I'm a carpenter, even if I'm wrong, I'm right".