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dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?

Spruce, do I have to remind you again? get your motor running and post another joke now!

A. Spruce
Re: Where are the jokes?

Hey, I posted Master Carpentry's "how to" fix a door just last week!

Maybe that's why he's not talking to me anymore? :p:cool:

I'm considering a new signature line:

"I'm a carpenter, but only until I can find a way to drink for a living"

Or maybe:

"I'm a carpenter, to save time, let's just assume I'm never wrong!" :p:cool:

Or maybe:

"Measure twice, cut once, force it to fit!"

dj1
Re: Where are the jokes?

I like the "measure twice" one...

How about: "I'm a carpenter, even if I'm wrong, I'm right".

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